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"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

Director/Action Man toy.

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking horse

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Rocking Horse

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I have no toys just yet. I have a concept of a plan for toys...toys like no one has ever seen before."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

'A few years ago all we needed were some people who could hammer and some people who could paint.'

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

'The Easter Bunny has started outsourcing to us.'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

Model Nato Afghanistan Army

CATCHY NAME

Remote control Broomstick and Butterfly

It's more than a mike!

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I like it here but if Santa doesn't get better WiFi I'm getting a new job."

The Allied Toy Company utilizes wind power as part of its green initiative.

'Oh for heaven's sake, Jim... all he wants to do is perform a vasectomy on you.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

Toy White House built incorrectly.

"Their kids will be begging for it."

"So we all love Cuddly Poo, but to cover ourselves, better run it by day care."

"I wasn't ho-ho-ho'ing at you, I was ho-ho-ho'ing with you."

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."