Executive Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"That'll be five bucks."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Childlike love

One!

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Inaction Figure

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

Help me!

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Remote Control Duck

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Toys

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'