Executive Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"It's his emotional support animal."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Toys

Help me!

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Inaction Figure

Remote Control Duck

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'I don't care if they are cheaper...we're not using them!'

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.