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'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Water company bonus.

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"This new policy of resisting change is certainly innovative."

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Patel confirmed"

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'Y'know, Henderson, that's exactly the sort of thing that makes people of you as a loose cannon.'

Executive Conkers.

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

Dealmobile.

"Make yourself comfortable, Donaldson."

The buck stops here

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

'I'm just a cat. What do I know about being a CEO. So I asked the Donald to come here to give me some advice.'

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'

"They say you can't cheat an honest man. I say 'Bull'!"

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'