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"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Sloaney Pony.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Baby On Boardroom

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'It's lonely at the top.'

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

I Have A Closed Mind.

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"Patel confirmed"

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

It's Raining Money

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

The buck stops here

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'

"Yes, I'm working from home today..."