Executive Lifestyle Explorer T-Shirts

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Baby On Boardroom

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Big desks take time.

Man frozen in portrait pose.

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

'It's lonely at the top.'

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

Important balloons, $30.

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

'It's an electronic pipe and heated slippers...he's a thoroughly modern old fart.'

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