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'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

'Now that I have your attention...'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Faster! Middle age is gaining on you!"

Baby On Boardroom

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"If he didn't live each day like it was his last, he would have lived another 40 years."

Man frozen in portrait pose.

Big desks take time.

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"Who's been nibbling at my kale house?"

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'It's lonely at the top.'

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

"Unfortunately, Whitcomb, I am suffering from compassion fatigue."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

Important balloons, $30.

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"I am exercising. I'm doing some online walking around an online mall."

'The accountants can wait, Tell them I'm tied up in a meeting with representatives from Pomerol Pommard,'

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

It's Raining Money

'It's an electronic pipe and heated slippers...he's a thoroughly modern old fart.'