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'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

Wealth Management: V.P. of Flaunting It and V.P. of Having It.

Holidays Observed around the world: Exorbitant CEO Compensation Day.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Sloaney Pony.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Baby On Boardroom

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

'It's lonely at the top.'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

I Have A Closed Mind.

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

"Patel confirmed"

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'May I play through please?'

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."