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'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

Wealth Management: V.P. of Flaunting It and V.P. of Having It.

Holidays Observed around the world: Exorbitant CEO Compensation Day.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Now that I have your attention...'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Sloaney Pony.

"Good morning. Fen, Boscage, Bracken & Spinney."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Baby On Boardroom

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'Look, can't you play Badminton elsewhere? I'm trying to run a board meeting here.'

'It's lonely at the top.'

"See? I told you it was possible to mix business with pleasure."

I Have A Closed Mind.

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

Caution - Men Working In Trees.

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Patel confirmed"

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'May I play through please?'

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

"I think it's important that we look at this holistically."

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

It's Raining Money