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"That happy little cloud floating over the Unicorp Building? I want that."

Ex-CEO, will work for millions.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Okay, lifestyles of the rich and famouse, start that motor and get us into some shade.'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'It's lonely at the top.'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

'Enough about your losing portfolio. Let me tell you about my vacation home in the Hamptons...'

'Can anybody here separate their fingers and if so will you pour?'

I Have A Closed Mind.

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"Patel confirmed"

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

Lifestyles of the rich and swinish.

The buck stops here

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

It's Raining Money