Executive Lifestyle Appreciator T-Shirts

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'It's lonely at the top.'

Ken and Barbie, corrected for age and anatomy.

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

'What kind of...'

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

The buck stops here

It's Raining Money

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'

"He may be fluent in French, but I'm affluent in every language."

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

Deformed and damaged.