Executive Lifestyle Appreciator Prints

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Enter His Royal Globalness...'

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'It's lonely at the top.'

'What kind of...'

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

'When the poor dear retired, he found that he missed his little cubicle,'

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

'Thank you for another blessed year together.'

The buck stops here

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

It's Raining Money

'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'

"He may be fluent in French, but I'm affluent in every language."

"Yes, I'm working from home today..."

'Egads, Fenton! You gave me room-temperature toothpaste.'

Deformed and damaged.