Executive Lifestyle Lover Prints

'If being a CEO was easy, everybody would be doing it.'

"....at one stage I thought I might have to give up my golf club membership!"

It's Raining Money

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

Baby On Boardroom

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'It's lonely at the top.'

I Have A Closed Mind.

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

"Portrait? - what portrait ?"

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

The buck stops here

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'