Executive Lifestyle Lover Gifts

'If being a CEO was easy, everybody would be doing it.'

"....at one stage I thought I might have to give up my golf club membership!"

It's Raining Money

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

Baby On Boardroom

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"It's hard to manage a staff meeting in a company whose employees all have laser pointers."

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'It's lonely at the top.'

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

I Have A Closed Mind.

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

"Logistically impressive Hodges, but does this qualify you for a leadership role in the company?"

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

'Come on, guys, you know what they say: The sour puss never gets the new contract'.'

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"Portrait? - what portrait ?"

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

The buck stops here

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'