Executive Lifestyle Aficionado Gifts

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'Poor guys never even had a hot tub in his office before.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'It's lonely at the top.'

'New money or old money?'

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

I Have A Closed Mind.

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"Patel confirmed"

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'May I play through please?'