Executive Lifestyle Fan Gifts

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Water company bonus.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"All those in favour of my idea signify by saying 'I get to keep my job'."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'It's lonely at the top.'

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

I Have A Closed Mind.

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"Patel confirmed"

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

It's Raining Money

"Mr. Kendall would like to see one of those flashes of oddball humor."

The buck stops here

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

"Catherine, Is there anything I need to be thinking about?"

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'