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"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Water company bonus.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'Our strategy is perfect! This is the customers' fault - they don't think the way WE do!'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"All those in favour of my idea signify by saying 'I get to keep my job'."

'It's lonely at the top.'

I Have A Closed Mind.

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

"Patel confirmed"

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

It's Raining Money

"Mr. Kendall would like to see one of those flashes of oddball humor."

The buck stops here

"Catherine, Is there anything I need to be thinking about?"

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'