Executive Lifestyle Enthusiasts Gifts

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

Sloaney Pony.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

Baby On Boardroom

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'It's lonely at the top.'

I Have A Closed Mind.

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

"Patel confirmed"

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

'It's pretty common among cruising executives, Mrs. Johnson... we call it non-jet-lag.'

"How do you like being on the board of directors, Wilkins?"

'The firm provides every new executive with a personal trainer.'

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

It's Raining Money

The buck stops here

'I used to worry about becoming a big cheese in the company. Now that I'm a big cheese in the company, I worry about my cholesterol.'

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

Ex-CEO, will work for millions.

"Yes, I'm working from home today..."