Executive Lifestyle Aficionado Mugs

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'Poor guys never even had a hot tub in his office before.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

'I just love this new reality show, TRADING BANK ACCOUNTS!'

"I'm prescribing a mild sedative. Go wine shopping and get yourself a nice Chablis."

"The jury didn't buy my defense that CEOs just want to have fun."

The Ladies Who Lurch.

"My secret is having a ton of money to buy the best ingredients."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

'It's lonely at the top.'

'New money or old money?'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"I want you two to meet some people who just bought a fabulous five-story brownstone with a garden in Troy, New York."

I Have A Closed Mind.

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"Not bad! ...For a duck."

"Patel confirmed"

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"If you're going to grub for something, it might as well be money."