Executive Leisure Lover Gifts

The buck stops here

'Now that I have your attention...'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"What's he doing? A nap in the middle of a work day? Oh, I like this..."

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Well Earned Vacation"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Problem Solving

"Where do you expect to be ten years from now?"

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Table tennis.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

9-5, 5-9

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Man sunbathing on the beach.

Living comfortably with electric appliances.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

Workaholic goes to Pisa