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"Patel confirmed"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

'I'm interested in your job opening, so I'll have my agent give you a ring!'

Boy in toy car talking on phone.

'Interesting. At first, I didn't pick her as dominant.' - Child chairs meeting at Toys Inc.

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

Big desks take time.

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"You're an overweight, overpaid, over-the-hill senior executive, Dalrymple. What did you have in mind to remedy that situation?"

"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

Maps to all the corporate trap doors for sale here!

I Have A Closed Mind.

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

'Gosh, who'd have guessed that when I said I'd have my people call your people, they'd come up with something like THIS?'

"Our founder was a real joker. That's the first silver dollar he ever glued to the floor."

Man at important looking desk lined with quill pens gets ready to shoot one at a dartboard on his wall.

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

'Surround our project with lots of useless extras so our critics have something to pick at while we ram our proposals through.'

Executive Conkers.

Dealmobile.

The buck stops here

It's Raining Money

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

"Gentlemen, when I consider the mess we've made of this company, I can only commend our foresight in not investing any of our own money in it."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"You've made it to the C Suite, Collins. You can stop questioning authority."

'I'd like to see that smart aleck second grade teacher ask me if I have enough for the whole class now.'

Ex-CEO, will work for millions.