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"Executive shoeshine and bald head buff, sir?"

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"Stock options for your thoughts."

'Ah, Galagher, we made good use of your proposal.'

'Ladies and gents, the executive-worker pay ratio is not what it used to be!'

'Not exactly what I meant by job creation.'

"If CEO pay packets aren't a problem, why doesn't everyone get one?"

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"It drives me MAD when people whine about the amount top management get paid. . ."

"This new policy of resisting change is certainly innovative."

"My strength is as the strength of ten, because I'm rich."

"On the plus side, you're on the cover of all the major business publications."

"No need to give me credit . . . I'll just take it."

"Guess who's going to be on national television apologizing to the American public."

'Another corporation I wouldn't have minded so much, but this was a hostile takeover by my secretary!'

"It's that man who's determined to see you, sir."

"Sorry, that was the three cups of coffee, four cans of red bull, and double dose of Paxil talking."

'So, she's decided to buy the helicopter.'

"Patel confirmed"

"Ms Curtis, see if you can find out why my office is so large"

"I've got a lot on my plate right now. For starters, I need to sharpen my pencil, refill my coffee and get a new comb."

It's Raining Money

"Dear, what the name of that company I'm the CEO of again?"

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"Gentlemen, when I consider the mess we've made of this company, I can only commend our foresight in not investing any of our own money in it."

The Man

"They say you can't cheat an honest man. I say 'Bull'!"

'We can't let the total lack of profits impact bonuses.'

Ex-CEO, will work for millions.

"That happy little cloud floating over the Unicorp Building? I want that."

'If being a CEO was easy, everybody would be doing it.'

C.E.O. wearing t-shirt emblazoned with 'I love obscene salaries'.

'Apparently Genwetronix merged with BioSolutions, and neither chairman wanted to leave.'

Wealth Management: V.P. of Flaunting It and V.P. of Having It.

'We are here to pay our last respects to a beloved CEO and the two vice presidents he decided to take with him.'