Toy Company Manager Gifts

Ace Toys Ltd

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Yo-Yo Sales

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

A businessman sits with an executive toy of smokestacks.

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

LEGO profits.

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Toys Were Me

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

"I like your paperweight, Watkins..."

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'If you didn't have so many toys, maybe the cats wouldn't be so interested.'

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

'... and that one is yours!'

Toy soldiers very expensive.

Business is up and down.

"You know, I'd understand if you wanted to break up with me. I am

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

"Another batch of toys came in from third world countries...if this keeps up, a lot of us elves will be out of jobs."

"Looks like an inside job."