Toy Industry Professional Gifts

Trading Standards man entering 'Toys r sus'

"Our new range of toys...John, let Sue have the truck or I'll send you both outside!"

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

One!

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Childlike love

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

"It's a fairy simple procedure. We just take out the dead ones and put in two new ones."

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'It's just like any other doll except this one needs hours of therapy to work normally.'

"But I've seen a million wind-up monkeys. Wait! Did you say it bangs on a snare drum?"

Help me!

Inaction Figure

Toys

"Guess who figured how to call 911!"

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium