Toy Company Employee Gifts

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

Jack-in-the-Box Enterprises.

'Mister Turner is very busy this morning, but he can see you when the little hand is on the three and the big hand is on the six.'

"Play money?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Yo-Yo Sales

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

LEGO profits.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'My barbie's got a hot date she needs some slag-rags.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

Toys Were Me

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Harry Potter toy manufacturer.

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

Ace Toys Ltd

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

Business is up and down.

'... and that one is yours!'