Toy Company Employee Gifts

Sales at the Yo-Yo Co.

Man from toy company uses jack-in-the-box to change tire.

'We want the kids to buy it so we can't play up the fact that it's educational in nature.'

'Mister Turner is very busy this morning, but he can see you when the little hand is on the three and the big hand is on the six.'

"Play money?"

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

'He loves that Lego set we bought for his birthday.'

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

"I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

'If you know what's good for you Allan, you'll let me pass.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Toys Were Me

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

"You're two weeks behind in making toys. What do you mean you now have to test all chess games first?"

Ace Toys Ltd

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

'I was fired from my last job for making too many bloomers. And I've just been fired from this one for not making enough!'

"Oh no, we've got a jumper!"

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

MUM Look what I swapped your mobile for

Toy soldiers very expensive.

'... and that one is yours!'

Business is up and down.

"Looks like an inside job."

"Another batch of toys came in from third world countries...if this keeps up, a lot of us elves will be out of jobs."

"I'm here to wind up the company."

"We have to complete a background check before we can sell you that water-gun."