Toy Store Owner Gifts

'A rocking horse? Boy! What will they think of next?!'

Toy soldiers very expensive.

"Honey, we can order the new car! Here comes our best customer again!"

"We have to complete a background check before we can sell you that water-gun."

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Uh-oh.'

'There's no fear of him making a Frankenstein's Monster out of this is there?'

It's an I-O-Ewe.

"You never know what will catch on!"

"This one's a little more expensive, but she comes with her own reality show."

Naked Furniture

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

Cleaner looking at flow chart of Yoyo sales. The line of sales is going up and down.

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

Toys Were Me

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

Joan of Arch

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.