"Do you have this blouse in XXXXXXXXXL?"
Clothing Store Owner Gifts
Searching for the perfect present for a clothing store owner? Our curated selection of humorous and stylish gifts captures their passion for fashion and entrepreneurship. From clever mugs to inspiring prints, discover items that resonate with their unique style and business savvy, making their day a little brighter and their shop even more memorable.
Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.
"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"
STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"
"Frankly, I'm at a loss. It was a perfect fit when sir tried it on the first time."
'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'
"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."
Distressed Clothing Fashion Shop
"Do you think this will make the people around me look heavier?"
One size fits all
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
The Dorrie Decimal System
Cut Price
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"
Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
Pashminas are sooo noughties!
'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.
'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'
"How soon will this be a remnant
"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."
'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'
"Our business is based on breakthroughs."
Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.
Clothing Store Owner Gifts Collection
Clothing Store Owner Mugs
Browse our collection of witty mugs specially curated for clothing store owners—perfect for adding a dash of humor to their coffee breaks.
Clothing Store Owner Pillows
Discover cozy pillows for clothing store owners, blending comfort with clever messages that add personality to their space.
Clothing Store Owner Prints
Explore inspiring prints perfect for clothing store owners, designed to motivate and add a stylish touch to any environment.
Clothing Store Owner T-Shirts
Check out our stylish t-shirts for clothing store owners, combining fashion-forward designs with a fun, entrepreneurial spirit.