Fabric Store Owner Gifts

"How soon will this be a remnant

Linen drapers trying to sell thier wares to a customer.

Copycats

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Sale.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

'I'll take it!'

'Gerald, it's so nice to see you finally getting closer to your employees.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Online Shopping.

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

A Lady Out Shopping.

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

'Someday son, all this will be yours to argue with the Environmental Protection Agency over.'

'Uh-oh.'

Printers

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'