Furniture Store Owner Gifts

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

Antique Furniture

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

Naked Furniture

Stool City: Come in a see our samples

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Sale.

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Guitar pickin'

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

"Pretty cushy, am I right?"

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.