Furniture Store Owner Mugs

'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'

Antique Furniture

"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."

'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'

'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'

"-psst! Wanna buy a hot water bed?"

Naked Furniture

"I think you'll find the cushions to be very soft sir!"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

Cut Price

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"How soon will this be a remnant

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Sale.

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

'I'll take it!'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Guitar pickin'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

Zappo's Air Guitars.