Store Owner Mugs

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

"How many customers did you get today?"

Charlie's Smoke Shop - No Smoking.

Shop named 'Just surviving'.

'I've made him a silent partner!'

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

Don't Disturb The Historic Setting

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"

"According to the Religious Freedom Preservation Act, I can refuse service to anyone based on my religious convictions. What are you selling...?"

'Sox, man, SOX!'

I'm thinking about changing the name.

'Uh-oh.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

"That's right. We're open 24 hours a week."

"Hey - aren't you the owner of the store?"

"Mr. Rod, are we getting a bonus this year?"

"They've been having a lot of trouble recently with shoplifting."

"Baldo, you're my most trusted and loyal employee. So please don't spoil it by asking for a raise."

'No you may NOT see a menu.'

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

Economic theory applied to corner store.

Eddie's Tobacco Shop - Thank you for smoking.

Bob tries to cash in on Hollywood's success.

Si's Sign's..."Out of busin..."

' I love being my own boss. I just wish I wasn't such a jerk.'

Going out of business sale.

Bricks 'n' mortar

"We sold every single thing in the store...of course, our sales were not as good as we'd hoped."

'Next time, let them dry out the stuff on their OWN premises!'

'You'll see, the world will beat a path to our door!'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'Not one single customer all day.'

No More Shirts, No More Shoes, No More Service. . .

"Since I tried this on in the dressing room, I consider it used. Can I have a discount?"