Store Owner Gifts

Temporarily closed to rethink our concept.

"How many customers did you get today?"

Charlie's Smoke Shop - No Smoking.

'I've made him a silent partner!'

Shop named 'Just surviving'.

Don't Disturb The Historic Setting

'Sox, man, SOX!'

'There's no workplace romance here. This is a mom and pop store.'

"That's right. We're open 24 hours a week."

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Uh-oh.'

I'm thinking about changing the name.

"According to the Religious Freedom Preservation Act, I can refuse service to anyone based on my religious convictions. What are you selling...?"

"I'm trying to buy online what I see in your store, and you don't even offer free wifi!"

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

"Since I tried this on in the dressing room, I consider it used. Can I have a discount?"

No More Shirts, No More Shoes, No More Service. . .

'Not one single customer all day.'

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

'You'll see, the world will beat a path to our door!'

'Next time, let them dry out the stuff on their OWN premises!'

"We sold every single thing in the store...of course, our sales were not as good as we'd hoped."

Bricks 'n' mortar

Going out of business sale.

' I love being my own boss. I just wish I wasn't such a jerk.'

Si's Sign's..."Out of busin..."

Eddie's Tobacco Shop - Thank you for smoking.

Economic theory applied to corner store.

"See? You don't need fancy window displays to attract attention...just get some police tape!"

'No you may NOT see a menu.'

"$100?! Of course we'll make a donation! At Auto y Rod Inc., we care about pitching in to do our fair share."

"Could you at least leave the store before you buy that on Amazon?"

Cut Price

'We're all slimming from the manager down!'

"I'm sorry you've got a sudden craving for nachos, Mrs. Hacksburry, but I really don't want to open the store right now!"