"Can I talk to someone who knows something?"
Retail Store Owner Gifts
Looking for a gift for a retail store owner? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items designed to appreciate their hard work and entrepreneurial spirit. Find the perfect keepsake to make their day brighter and celebrate their retail journey.
"Stupid big chains..."
Sale on the same stuff as last week.
Books: Novels, Short-Stories, Tall Tales.
'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'
"Tonight! Author book signing." "Develop your inner raging bitch."
The Dorrie Decimal System
"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."
Cut Price
"Not to be a motion picture - will remain just a book'
Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'
'Mysteries' section of bookshop reveals secret door.
"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."
'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')
Organic Produce: No Pesticides, Herbicides or Bad Vibes.
Shop struggles to sell books about recession: '90 per cent off on all credit crunch books' (Titles incluude: Beat the Crunch! Who's to Blame? We're all Doomed!)
Important Food Groups
'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'
Charles Darwin Book Signing.
"International best seller! It's just a squirrel."
"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"
"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"
"Our business is based on breakthroughs."
Muhammad Ali publishes a popup book.
Author of 'The Big Pop-up Book' popping up out of a folding table.
'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'
Sale.
I just reread a great book I downloaded from Amazon about five years ago. You rekindled an old relationship!
Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.
Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.
'He wrote a whole book on how to play a slot machine. I'm anxious for his next one: How to Set an Alarm Clock.'
Bookshop: Unpopular Economics
'He speaks for our entire generation. Pity he's such a bore...'
"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"
"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"
Retail Store Owner Gifts Collection
Retail Store Owner Mugs
Explore our collection of retail store owner mugs, perfect for adding humor and personality to their daily coffee routine.
Retail Store Owner Pillows
Find cozy pillows that bring comfort and a touch of humor to retail store owners after a busy day.
Retail Store Owner Prints
Browse our stylish prints, ideal for retail store owners who want to add personality and motivation to their workspace.
Retail Store Owner T-Shirts
Discover fun and inspiring t-shirts crafted for retail entrepreneurs who love to showcase their business pride.