Retail Business Owner Gifts

Explorers come across knife sharpening business in jungle.

'You own a retail business, not a sports franchise. It's the minimum wage, not a salary cap.'

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

Larry's used art

'That's our mission statement.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

Man to realtor: 'How much for a starter cubicle?'

'You're my best man, Pomeroy, so I've decided to sell the damn company.'

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

A fight in the Boardroom.

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Shhhh. Fido inherited seventy percent of this company.'

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Cut Price

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

'Office' block tightening it's belt

6 Brothers Falafel

"Read our contracts, Ms Donahue. It says 'No Sexual Harassment on the workfloor!'"

'We're like family. I look out for them. They look out for me.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

'I am willing to concede that the company has been underperforming of late...'