'Perhaps you'd like to try something a little firmer, madam?'
Furniture Store Employee Gifts
Searching for a gift for a furniture store employee? Find witty and heartfelt items that highlight their passion for creating beautiful spaces. These products are ideal for expressing appreciation and adding some humor to their busy days. Whether it's a colleague, a boss, or a best friend in the furniture retail world, our selection offers unique and amusing gifts tailored to their profession. Give a present that resonates with their craft and shows your recognition of their hard work.
'It's also a printer, scanner, phone and fax machine.'
Mattress salesmen are creepy. Especially the ones that lie down on the bed with you.
"It might be this Christmas, it might be next."
"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."
'No sir. It wasn't a recliner until you sat in it!'
"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."
'In the interest of saving time, do you have any pre-shredded ones?'
'I've just sold a settee for £400 and I don't even work here!'
'Sorry Mr Pendragon. The only round table we have within your budget is this coffee table.'
Bed salesman with bedside manner.
"I'll tell you what - you buy the sofa and the lounge chair, and I'll throw in our department manager for free!"
"It's also a flat-bed scanner."
'I don't care if you did say he could try it out. Get rid of him!'
"Hi, I want to refurnish my office!"
Ikeasaurus
'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'
'I'd like to match this credenza.'
'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'
"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."
'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'
'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'
"Pretty cushy, am I right?"
"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"
"Do you have anything by The Damned."
'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'
'This one's got a mahogany finish, easy to assemble and comes with a magical kingdom as standard.'
Naked Furniture
'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'
'I hate to let you go, Walker, but these Ottoman prices have really come down.'
"I've been researching a little furniture company that I'd like to rearrange."
"If you haven't got a TV, what do you point your furniture at?"
Furniture. I don't care what style. I just want a couch that matches her fur.
'Now THAT'S what I call a love seat!'
Children line up to talk to Santa
Furniture Store Employee Gifts Collection
Furniture Store Employee Mugs
Visit our mugs collection for funny and heartfelt designs that furniture store employees will love to start their day.
Furniture Store Employee Pillows
Browse our pillows to find cozy, amusing designs that add personality to any furniture store or home.
Furniture Store Employee Prints
Explore our art prints to celebrate furniture store employees with creative, humorous designs that brighten any space.
Furniture Store Employee T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt selection for witty and stylish shirts perfect for furniture retail professionals.