Furniture Shop Owner Gifts

"Attention, everyone! I'd like to introduce the newest member of our family."

Today's unsaleables are tomorrow's antiques.

"Hmmm....let me sleep on it!"

Sale on the same stuff as last week.

Cut Price

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"How soon will this be a remnant

Sale.

'Don't worry. I'm not charging you for the extra lettering.'

Bob thinks his new neighbor may be bad for business.

'I'll take it!'

'I'd like to match this credenza.'

"If there's any one lesson we've learned from the eighties, it's how to shop!"

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Online Shopping.

Honesty in retail

'I think there's been some mistake...'

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

It was a good chance to get together and talk shop.

"Well, do you want to buy this sofa or not? You've been on it for three days!"

Woman uses an ATM with buttons for: Grocery, Leverage Buyout, Start Up Capital, Shop Till You Drop.

"I really like this one – but I'm afraid of getting hurt again."

"It's also a flat-bed scanner."

A Lady Out Shopping.

Falloon's Menswear. Where it's always brown trouser time.

"We've decided to give you a bonus, Rick. It's any change you find under the cushions."

'It's something to do with a Microsoft copyright infringement.'

"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."

'Does any of your bread just have bread in it?'

'Uh-oh.'

'Just look'in'

It's an I-O-Ewe.