Fashion Boutique Owner Gifts

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Our clothes are perfect. The customer is out of style.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Rodin's Browser

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"How soon will this be a remnant

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Western Outfitters.

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Merger at 28th and Lex

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Conan the librarian.

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.

Best Sellers; Worst Sellers.

'Pat's Pagan paperbacks and periodicals' next to 'Coleman's Christian bookshop'

"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'