Fashion Boutique Owner Gifts

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

'Our clothes are perfect. The customer is out of style.'

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Rodin's Browser

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

"How soon will this be a remnant

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I feel there's a whole culture around mules."

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

"I want that dressing-room mirror fired."

'How much would you take off for cash?'

Western Outfitters.

"Now that's a great number if you want to be protected from the entire environment."

'Do you have this in a smaller size?'

Vintage Dresses: Your Frock Exchange

"I'm looking for something that says country-but-only-an-hour-and-a-half-drive-from-the-city."

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'What do you mean, you just sell coffee? I don't understand, what kind of shop is that?'

As models become skinnier, so do the mannequins.

Merger at 28th and Lex

Thank you for calling ace novelty..and remember, think outside the box!

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

Conan the librarian.

Three tailors block the street, forcing a passerby into their shop.

STRIP "I've tried everywhere to get a new winter court...but all the stores are full of next years summer collections"

"I can't believe I spent seven million dollars on tights."

'Do you have clothes for winning the lottery?'

Santa reads book: The Joy of Sacks.