Fashion Boutique Assistant Gifts

'Have you got one with smaller spots?'

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'I'll take it!'

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

Casual Thursday

How would Madam like to pay?

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

We stock ALL sizes...

Trendies, INC

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Note the bold use of gray.'

'They're pinching my toes!'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

The New Business Power Suit

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"