Fashion Boutique Assistant Prints

'Have you got one with smaller spots?'

In the Guru District

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Men's business romper.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I'll take it!'

"Love the bag, Stell! Very career."

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"You can't find the menswear department? Oh, I'm sorry, Sir- I was standing in front of it."

Casual Thursday

"'IF modom decides to change it' - don't you mean WHEN??"

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

How would Madam like to pay?

Trendies, INC

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Saleswoman holds mirror up to the backside of the bride's dress

We stock ALL sizes...

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

The New Business Power Suit

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'They're pinching my toes!'

"I thought I put on my 'big boy' pants this morning but apparently they were my 'fire me' pants."

'Note the bold use of gray.'