Fashion Employee Prints

The Style of Elements

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

'She dressed herself this morning.'

'These are called, 'Diet Pants.' They'll never fit, but you'll burn 250 calories trying to get into them.'

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Utility Chic.

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Do you have any relaxed fit jeans that aren't quite so relaxed?'

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

'They're pinching my toes!'

The New Business Power Suit

"You're terrific, Katia. You think like 'The New York Review of Books' and look like 'Vogue.'"

Fashion Mag - Totally in - So last season

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"December 29, 1991: Janet sacrifices months of self esteem therapy for the perfect New Year's Eve dress." "It's called an 'Everest' gown because it would be a monumental task to squeeze that mountain you call an ass into it."

"Oh, we've been a theme restaurant for about a month now."

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Jane found she just couldn't handle the fast-paced life of a runway model

"We'll be seeing appalling shorts throughout the country and scattered outbreaks of ill-advised vests ..."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Fashion Publishing: In tray - Outre.

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."