Corporate Fashionista Gifts

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Good news, Grossman. As of today, short sleeves are O.K. around the office."

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"I shelled out five grand for this suit, so I'm wearing it whenever I want."

I suggest you get a new chairman.

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

After the takeover - The makeover

"I hope they don't expect new associates to dress like that."

"Believe me, the 'wizard of wall street' is very big with executives!"

The New Business Power Suit

Little Princess.

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

"Actually, I think you looked better WITH a beard."

Casual Thursday

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"I'm ready for my close-up."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."

'Dear, I picked up some new business suits for you.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."

'This one's my lawyer and this one's my accountant. I've got one of my stockbroker, too, but I can't show that one in public.'

Vogue Trader

Cat tail etiquette.

Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.

'...and all of our power suits come with a complimentary surge protector.'

"Whew! At last, I can eat!"

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."