Office Fashionista Gifts

"Tom has had a few problems getting back into the office routine after such a long time in lockdown."

Need a pair of pants.

"New 'Casual Friday' rule, Ms. Beanster - no more rubber dresses."

I need this camouflage suit to help with my strategical thinking.

Colin sometimes forgot that on Thursday he was no longer working from home!

'Buying work clothes is expensive enough, but now I'm also spending a fortune on Casual Friday outfits.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'What do you think of the Roman toga?'

'They don't allow ponytails.'

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

'Friday, Gibbs, is not dress that far down day.'

'I have a meeting with the boss in ten minutes. May I borrow your barrette?'

"Nothing says 'busy' quite like the old tie-over-the-shoulder look."

"MBA or not, get a haircut and cover up the tattoos."

"'Dress down day' was YESTERDAY!"

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"Yes, confidence is something we look for in our employees,Mr. Wilson, but dress sense is important too."

"Apparently, Bob, you don't bother to read my memos. Casual Fridays were changed to formal Fridays."

Dot did her best to conceal the fact she was having a bad bum day!

'It's a trade-off. The boss gives us 'Casual Friday' if we dress up on the weekend.'

'For the busy modern man, the executive body stocking. Even the shoes are attached.'

"Take my advice—never let anybody talk you into joining the Tie-of-the-Month Club."

'Honey! I got promoted to long sleeves!'

'It's a power suit. I couldn't afford the cordless model.'

"...This handout explains the company's 'dress code' more fully."

'I'm well aware today is dress down Friday - this is my weekend tie.'

'Casual Friday is ONLY Friday! It doesn't carry over and include Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday!'

'Is plaid holding me back?'

Casual Thursday

"Lose the man bun and shave your head."

"You'd be surprised at the microclimates in the office building."

"Harold! Consider your optics!"

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.