Office Fashionistas Gifts

'Sometimes I miss the dress code requiring skirts for female employees.'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

Men's business romper.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Tuck Shop

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Casual Thursday

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'Look at him with another business model on his arm.'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

The boss and her baby

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

'Too dressy?'

The New Business Power Suit

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'How long have you had that toupee?'

Spring Has Finally Sprung!

Clothes sale - everything must go!

Beehive Hairstyle

"In this corporation, Mr. Taylor, at this level we do not do shirtsleeves."

"Dressing like that for an online job hunt won't give you any more luck."

'Now that's a sexy looking bathing suit!'

Why is it the universe keeps expanding but there's never any room in my closet?

Do-over

"If my calculations are correct, we'll finally have the answer to looking cute in the winter!"

Tank color choices.