Office Fashion Gifts

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Colin sometimes forgot that on Thursday he was no longer working from home!

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Men's business romper.

'Fulton, what did I tell you about mixing business with pleather?'

"I haven't looked at the dress code recently but I'm pretty sure that's not part of it."

"The only way to survive this heat without violating the dress code!"

"Yeah, we're required to wear a jacket and tie but it's not a big deal."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Two stressed drinking birds

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Imagine there's no office...

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

Frustrated at the office.

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

'YESTERDAY was tie down, sleeves up...today is tie up, sleeves down!'

"How much more for pinstripes?"