Office Fashion Mugs

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

Colin sometimes forgot that on Thursday he was no longer working from home!

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"Without mentioning many names, certain questionable liberties have been taken with our corporate dress code."

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Men's business romper.

'Fulton, what did I tell you about mixing business with pleather?'

"I haven't looked at the dress code recently but I'm pretty sure that's not part of it."

Corporate Cover-Up

"The only way to survive this heat without violating the dress code!"

"Yeah, we're required to wear a jacket and tie but it's not a big deal."

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Two stressed drinking birds

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Imagine there's no office...

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"Then it's agreed, my tie is prettier than Henderson's."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

Frustrated at the office.

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"So we actually can agree on something...rolled sleeves, loose ties, and no jackets!"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'