Office Attire Mugs

"Sorry I'm late, Chief - I had some trouble with my nipple ring."

Casual Thursday

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Men's business romper.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

Imagine there's no office...

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"I feel a draft."

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.

Corporate Image

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

"How much more for pinstripes?"

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

"Jack, that painting is so much more me, than you."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."