Office Wear Gifts

Ties Must be worn.

'Hey Wilson, I just realised that we both wore the exact same shirt today.'

Killer Executive Suits.

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

Men's business romper.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Casual Thursday

Tie Rolls

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

'You don't want the job, do you?'

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

Utility Chic.

Imagine there's no office...

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"I feel a draft."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'