Work Wardrobe Gifts

Alice, you're suffering from embarrassing static cling.

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

Men's business romper.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

His and Her wardrobe's

"This IS my day-to-night outfit"

Casual Thursday

"Damn. These must have shrunk in the wash." "I don't think so."

How to read the dress code?

"I'm pretty sure the middle-aged upper-arm jiggle is the one thing there's not a niche market for."

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

"I'm sick and tired of black."

"I feel a draft."

A woman and her home simultaneously achieve 'casual'.

'Same problem every morning. What to wear..?'

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"How many capsule wardrobes is this again?"

"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

Wearing all black

"Buy them - and never look back."

Power Bowties: 'It projects a subtle, confident power, rather than the abrasive, overbearing power of the standard tie.'

''Get a life' was last year! This year it's 'get a while bunch of lives!''

"Maybe we need to re-visit our 'business casual' policy."

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'I can't find my camouflage jacket.'

"I'm giving you an 'A' for the hair, shoes and trousers; but I think the top still needs some work."

"I really am very pleased with the dress I bought. It makes me feel not so dumpy and without."

'But it's my favourite jumper...'

'The furniture store next, I'm going to need a larger wardrobe.'

Golfer trying to choose which pair of sunglasses to wear.