Workwear Aficionado Gifts

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"That shirt is so last year."

Business School. Our case study is an umbrella company bankrupted by fabric costs. They were killed by high overhead expenses!

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

'Best to keep downwind.'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

The Grim Rapper

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

F&E Designs. My reversible jacket didn't turn out very well.

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Dressing Rooms.

Shirt Maker.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

Sweaters. Remember, son, we're men. We walk in, we buy, we walk out. No browsing.

'What do you think you're fit for?'

It's ok to be a morning person, Ron, just not all day long.

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'