Workwear Aficionado Gifts

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

The Blue Collar/White Collar Answer

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

"That shirt is so last year."

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

'They're both nice - which can you ill afford least?'

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

'Best to keep downwind.'

"That's why safety boots are so important. . . you see? Eddie's feet have stayed perfectly dry."

'It's our latest line-suits for t.v announcers'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

'Of course we can fix your sweater but we'll have to contact the sheep to match the wool!'

The Grim Rapper

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Chocolaterie Don Giovanni - Chocolate Footwear.

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Shirt Maker.

Dressing Rooms.

'It's the latest weave - comes off in the hand.'

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'You have to look sharp. You'll be evaluated by the lawyers in this case!'

'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

'At the foot-lover's rodeo Hank breaks in another new untamed pair of shoes.'

'What do you think you're fit for?'

'You're going to school dressed like that? I can hardly see your underwear!'

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

Fabric Company: No tulle left in this vehicle overnight

"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."