Officewear Aficionado Gifts

"No arguments. You've got an interview tomorrow and you need to be really smart."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

Scarf puts hat back on.

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

Do you like my bling?

"Fifty quid for a high visibility jacket? Why, that's day-glo robbery."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

'Those look good on you, They help make your nose look smaller,'

Snake Dress-Up

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'I wish you'd buy another hat!'

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

Military General with numerals medals and uniform decorations with 'cont. on back' sign.

Shoe Whore

Caravan Club shop is selling Hold-Ups.

'I must admit, I do look good in stripes.'

Bad Outfit Alarm.

'I knew him before he became a police dog!'

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

Boot shiner puts a smiley on a policemen's boot.

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

"You laugh, but I haven’t bought a new handbag in two weeks."

"Which one more says 'Cool Guy?'"