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"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'You don't want the job, do you?'

"Working from home is a great idea, Dad. We'd just like to establish some kind of dress code."

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"Many of us are worrying, Brother Daniel, that you've become too clothes conscious."

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'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"

"Darling, I love how you've curated yourself."

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

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"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

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"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"

'Is the poodle of the house in?'

"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

'I can't understand it, every time I wear a tuxedo, I wake up the next day with a blinding headache.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"Madeleine Albright kicked butt in that suit."

"It's so drapey—should I get something with a crisper line?"

'No kidding? You don't wear anything underneath either?'

"I just had these linen scrubs dry-cleaned!"

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'Good news! We've finished the Christmas leftovers.'

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"That tie, Merrick. It's not your friend."