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"Welcome aboard, Bailey. Don't worry — they don't bite."

"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."

"By 'dress down day', most of us mean not wearing a jacket!"

'I'll take it!'

"On this team we take off our jackets,but we don't loosen our ties."

Casual Thursday

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Tie Rolls

'You don't want the job, do you?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

'Good to know my whole social life hasn't been a complete waste.'

Imagine there's no office...

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

'And I see that Derek continues to ignore our company's dress code...'

'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Friday is Wet Khakis Day!

' This is our 'casual dress day'. For the rest of the week they make us wear tuxedos ! '

Catsuit

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

"Well, if you give me the job I'll be able to afford a suit, won't I?!"

'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'

"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."

'That's the new budget team that came on board last week!'

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

"It's not so much a 'power' suit anymore – it's more of an 'happy to be employed' ensemble."

Ted picks the wrong day to wear his novelty tie.

'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'

'Is the poodle of the house in?'