'Doesn't Malcolm look handsome in his uniform?'
Corporate Attire Admirer Gifts
Looking for a unique way to honor someone who values sharp corporate attire and has a keen eye for style? Our collection offers a humorous twist on the classic corporate look, perfect for adding a dash of character to their office decor or wardrobe. Whether for a colleague, boss, or fashion-forward friend, these products are designed to bring a smile while celebrating their flair for sharp dressing and professional elegance.
The MBA Draft
"Congratulations—It's a well dressed boy."
"We don't observe 'casual Fridays' here."
'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'
"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"
"I appreciate your vision and work ethic but I have a budget. How much would it cost for your vision without work ethics?"
Casual Thursday
'It's not just a job. It's about being part of something bigger than yourself.'
'Looks like no cash bonus this year.'
Directors Meetings - Please do not disturb.
Developing links within business.
"As an expert in loyalty, Fido will create an emotional bond with each customer."
"Okay brother Bickle, you can keep your underpants on"
'Please don't read anything into the fact that I'm wearing loafers. I assure you I'm a very energetic worker.'
"Now that's power."
"I don't dress for work till I'm actually working."
'Can you tell me who's in charge here?'
"Well, Tarzan, after spending all your time in the jungle, could you handle working in a small cubicle? And yes, there is a dress code, so you'll have to replace that loincloth with a suit and tie."
Catsuit
Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'
Commercial space travel is expensive.
The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'
"That's O.K., I'll go—'m dressed."
"It doesn't scream 'Girlie Lawyer'?"
'Is the poodle of the house in?'
"Latest in Power Look, I'm told."
Positional authority
Haute C. E. O., Business Couture - Lean In.
Only Black, Navy Blue, or Grey Suits Beyond this Point.
"What's with the bow tie? You're doing data entry not hosting the Oscars."
'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'
Penguin trying on a suit.
"If you can't tell the difference between right and wrong I can help."
"Higgins, in this company we wear suits and ties! You can appear in your army shirt as soon as you're the President of Ukraine!"
Corporate Attire Admirer Gifts Collection
Corporate Attire Admirer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find the perfect humorous or stylish designs tailored for corporate attire admirers.
Corporate Attire Admirer Pillows
Check out our pillows, ideal for adding a witty, stylish touch to any office or lounge space dedicated to corporate fashion lovers.
Corporate Attire Admirer Prints
Browse our prints for striking artwork that captures the essence of professional style with a creative, humorous edge.
Corporate Attire Admirer T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts for a fun, fashionable approach to celebrating corporate style and creating standout casual looks.